M: "Hi, sweetie. Whatcha doin'?"
J: "Oh, just reading a magazine."
M: "I see. Wait, are you really reading, or just looking at pictures?"
J: "Well, the pictures are kinda sexy... You could, y'know, look with me if you want to."
M: "Um, sure, I guess so. Oooh... Oh, wow."
J: "I know, right? So...would you like to try that sometime?"
M: "You are a great wife, you know that?"