Friday, May 29, 2015

Southern Living

M: "Hi, sweetie. Whatcha doin'?"

J: "Oh, just reading a magazine."

M: "I see. Wait, are you really reading, or just looking at pictures?"

J: "Well, the pictures are kinda sexy... You could, y'know, look with me if you want to."

M: "Um, sure, I guess so. Oooh... Oh, wow."

J: "I know, right? So...would you like to try that sometime?"

M: "You are a great wife, you know that?"

Good grief

The kite-eating tree strikes again.