...a large glass bottle of Karo syrup would have to be near the top of the list.
Particularly if the floor was already strewn with spilled bird seed.
I was born on the shores of the Chesapeake Bay
Maryland and Virginia have faded away
And I keep thinking tomorrow is coming today
So I am endlessly waiting...
—A. Duritz and Counting Crows, "St. Robinson and His Cadillac Dream"