J: "That wasn't medical school, that was elementary school."
M: "That would explain the singing..."
J: [Pauses.] "I think I may have misrepresented my qualifications on my résumé."
I was born on the shores of the Chesapeake Bay
Maryland and Virginia have faded away
And I keep thinking tomorrow is coming today
So I am endlessly waiting...
—A. Duritz and Counting Crows, "St. Robinson and His Cadillac Dream"